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FINANCIAL AID HUMOR


Top Ten Questions...                             by Joe Roberto

At the Fall NJASFAA Conference, EASFAA member Joe Roberto, Bergen Community College, shared his “top ten questions from parents” at Financial Aid Nights during a Speaker’s Bureau Conference Session. We hope you enjoy them.

No Such Thing as a Dumb Question?

10. My mom and dad are Divorced and my mom does not want to answer question 69 about age, can she put 30 something for her age?

9. I was denied Financial Aid last year because my parents information, if they are separated (but not really) for the next 3 years until I graduate what proof does the college need so I can get lots of money.

8. I have a large house pet that eats more than my husband. Can I use that pet as an another family member who received more than half their support from the parents.

7. My neighbor told me to report low income information on the FAFSA because there is only a 50% chance they will verify the information, is that true? And if so what is the statute of limitations after we get Aid and do not have to pay it back.

6. If we give misleading information, what is the tolerance before we get fined or go to jail? Is there a ballpark figure? We do not want to give all true answers.

5. On question # 100, if someone filled out this form other than parents or student. Who will know? I went to a Financial Planner, who said he would fill out the FAFSA for $400 and if he does not put his name charge only $300. He said “The Financial Aid people do not understand how important it is to get Aid”. They get paid not to give Financial Aid, and he will make sure our student gets Aid.

4. If I work “under the table” a part-time job and make more doing that than my real job, do I have to report it any where? How do they know I am working two jobs?

3. I have been out of work for 3 years and only have to take care of my boyfriend (cooking, cleaning, running errands and

sleeping with him) he makes a lot of money and supports my children. How much do I have to report on the FAFSA so that my son gets Aid?

2. My parents hate filling out forms. Since I will be in college at the same time of my sister, can we make a copy of her FAFSA and put a sticky label over her name and put my name?

1. I am a dancer and part-time bartender and make lots of money. I only report $11,000 to $12,000 per year on my tax return.  My daughter who is going to college lives with me in my house. I have two other children and a live in babysitter who I support from child support. How much information do I need to give on the FAFSA? Also, one college needs a CSS profile where I have to report my home value, vacation home and cars. If I report my assets in total they would be over $480,000.  Does CSS give the information to the federal people and colleges?


QUOTES OF INTEREST

"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he [or she] has overcome while trying to succeed."  - Booker T. Washington

"It's better to be approximately right than precisely wrong." - Warren Buffett

Where principle is involved, be deaf to expediency. - James Webb

"Don't point a finger - - lend a hand" – Anonymous

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.."   - Derek Bok

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